Tuesday, April 20, 2010

What's next on the chopping block:

UPCOMING REVIEWS

* ALICE, ROUND TWO.
The ones Arch and I are uncovering now are really, really bad. In fact we may still be on the lookout for the greatest adaptation of Wonderland / Looking Glass, but I think the search for the worst has ended.



* THE GREAT SPERM BANK ROBBERY.
Battle For Terra. I shall explain why it is superior to Delgo, superior in some ways to Avatar and inferior to just about everything else.



* CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF FAIL
I say 'a CHANCE of fail' because I haven't seen Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs yet.
For all I know it could be good.
So it's about time I watched this thing and judged it by my own standards. With a never-ending and cringeworthy barrage of food puns.



Stay tuned.

11 comments:

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  2. I'm... sorry, that Alice in...

    WHAT THE FUCK? ;A;

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  3. Just wait until you see the goddamn YouTube clips, haha.

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  4. I saw those. I made a game of showing skype friends the site and watching their reactions on webcam.

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  5. Was it any different to the reaction shots to 2 girls 1 cup?

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  6. I love your blog. No chance you might do a review of every adaptation of the Wizard of Oz similar to the way you've handled the Alice one in the future? I've been extremely entertained and would love to hear what you have to say.

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  7. Wizard of Oz, eh? Mayhaps. I was only aware of like, two versions!

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  9. Wow, that Alice screenshot looks like a piece of retarded newgrounder's work, not the actual released animation D:
    Plus, I've heard that 'Cloudy with a chance of meatballs' is actually better than it seems.

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  10. Raddishh, didn't mean to chop your comment, mate!
    I was aiming at the mess left behind by those fucking chinese spambots.

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