* ALICE, ROUND TWO.
The ones Arch and I are uncovering now are really, really bad. In fact we may still be on the lookout for the greatest adaptation of Wonderland / Looking Glass, but I think the search for the worst has ended.
* THE GREAT SPERM BANK ROBBERY.
Battle For Terra. I shall explain why it is superior to Delgo, superior in some ways to Avatar and inferior to just about everything else.
* CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF FAIL
I say 'a CHANCE of fail' because I haven't seen Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs yet.
For all I know it could be good.
So it's about time I watched this thing and judged it by my own standards. With a never-ending and cringeworthy barrage of food puns.